$1,000 T-Shirt
$1,000 T-Shirt
Regular price
$1,000.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$1,000.00 USD
Unit price
per
That's right, you're a capitalistic pig, filled with greed, a trust fund baby with money to blow. You're about to spend $1,000 on a single shirt. Thank you for personally funding my offshore bank account that will primarily be used for evading taxes.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 ¼ | 20 |
L | 30 ¼ | 22 |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 32 ½ | 26 |
3XL | 33 ½ | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 74.3 | 50.8 |
L | 76.8 | 55.9 |
XL | 79.4 | 61 |
2XL | 82.6 | 66 |
3XL | 85 | 71.1 |
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Materials
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Dimensions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
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